So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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