they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
try to milk me bitch
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