ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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