That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Yo dont text me then not text me
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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