READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He kissed a someone with a penis
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
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