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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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