Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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