I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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