we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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