i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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