we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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