Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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