that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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