Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Randomize
