I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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