Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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