Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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