i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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