you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
where are you?
Hypothermia
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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