you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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