Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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