the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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