Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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