talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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