Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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