"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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