I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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