Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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