Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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