do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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