if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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