Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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