That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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