im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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