): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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