i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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