I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Farmville is her only friend.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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