i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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