Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Randomize
