Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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