just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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