What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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