I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
you will always have a special place in my vag
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
