Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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