hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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