6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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