TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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