She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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