O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Randomize
