i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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