Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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