Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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