return my video game
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
