sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
